Bowling for Soup - Valentino She got a valentine from Gary I opened it up it said, “Would you please be mine.” I gave her flowers and some candy She opened them up and said, “You’re trying to make me fat.” [chorus] (now) I just want a new girlfriend I just want someone to make me laugh I just want a new girlfriend I just want someone to laugh at me not to smart, not to tall, likes to watch tv and play basketball I bought a car and let her drive it She opened the door and said “ Oh bother, this is red.” I gave her all my notes from algebra She opened em up and said , “I can’t believe you’re so stupid.” I won’t ever make her wash my car, NO! I won’t ever take a walk, not unless she’s there Oh, oh, oh, oh! http://rockerek.hu/