Cretin - Walking A Midget


I own a happy midget�I walk him in the yard
He's tethered to a leash�we don't go very far
Stumpy arms and legs�prancing by my side
He trains so hard�I promised him�one day we'd go outside

Oh, my proud little man
Summersaults and handstands
Show me those silly midget tricks
When I clap my hands�he jumps and does a flip

I tell him that it's time�he shrieks and wets the floor
When I attach his leash�he drags me to the door
We will show the people�who used to laugh at you
Just what a special midget�can be trained to do

Oh, stubby dwarven friend
My companion till the end
Runs just as fast as he can
Don't forget to flip�when I clap my hands

[Guitar solo: Martinez]

Strutting down the street�he's on his brand new leash
He tries to jump on people�I keep him out of reach
All the people ask me�why I treat him wrong
I tell them they did worse�then we sing our song

"Happy little midget, running down the street
Happy little midget, skip on stunted feet
Walk my funny midget, watch him do his tricks"

Then I clap my hands�he jumps and does a flip

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