| Return To The Bone Concubine (2007) |
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 | 1. | Bludgeoned With A Vacuum Cleaner |
| 2. | Alien Rape |
| 3. | Faking Retardation To Fondle Women |
| 4. | I Wonder What A Woolly Mammoth Burger Would Taste Like |
| 5. | Raped For Two Years |
| 6. | Fast Times at Abu Ghraib |
| 7. | Mr. Potato Head The Convicted Wife-Beater |
| 8. | Explaining To Police Why You Masturbate In The Public Library |
| 9. | Baseball Bat Abortion |
| 10. | The Lost Hitler Golf Trophy |
| 11. | Sorry Miss, I Was Giving Myself An Oil Job |
| 12. | Almost As Cool As Stealing Prosthetic Legs |
| 13. | Things Got A Little Out of Hand So I Bit Off Her Nose |
| 14. | Umbrella Sodomy |
| 15. | Bringing Invisibility To A Gun Fight |
| 16. | First Freehold, Then The World, Then Space |
| 17. | Underage Girls Gone Wild! |
| 18. | Is Yanni Gonna Have To Choke A Bitch? |
| 19. | Dead Baby Speed Bump |
| 20. | Holocaust Fun For The Whole Family |
| 21. | If You Can`t Trust A Mexican Hooker Who Can You Trust |
| 22. | Tune For Your Titties |
| 23. | Your Baby Is Flatter Than A Short Stack At IHOP |
| 24. | Myspace Beat Down |
| 25. | Candy, Cookies, Toys, And 18 Other Ways To Get Kids In Your Minivan |
| 26. | It Only Gets Worse From Here |
| 27. | I Totally Owned That Handicapped Kid In DDR |
| 28. | Jesus Was A Scarecrow |
| 29. | Trying To Keep The Body Count At Six |
| 30. | Who Needs Lubrication When I Have Your Tears |
| 31. | Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Child Molester |
| 32. | Fetus Cock Slap |
| 33. | I`m Aint Filming Up Skirts, I`m Spying On Al-Qaeda |
| 34. | Remember, Feet First Through A Woodchipper |
| 35. | Almost As Cool As Stealing Prosthetic Legs (Screwed and Chopped) |