I have a van
It's a special van
It has a couch in the back
So I don't have to stand
I've covered the walls
With egg cartons and foam
Soundproofed my home
So you and I can be alone
I am a man
I�m a frightening man
I�ll do things tonight
You won�t understand
Fogging the windows
With my eager breath
Zapping your flesh
You�ll beg me for death
The open van door unnerves you a bit
I pounce when you walk by�a gibbering miscreant
I'm not wearing pants and I smell like burnt hair
My tazer crackles and lights the night air
I have a plan
It's a secret plan
I'll borrow you awhile
And shock you in my van
You�ll writhe and squirm
Spasm and twitch
Fifty thousand volts
Surging through you bitch
I�m just a man
With stun gun in hand
Your nightmare won�t end
Until sparks fill my van
I'll tazer your soft bits
And giggle when you pee
Then we'll drive far away
And I'll set you free
I know it's wrong but I find it enchanting
Your body tenses and I can't stop my laughing
I like to pretend that you're having fun
Your grimace, a smile, lit by my stun gun |
