My Sweet Betty
Betty was the cutest girl in town
Eyes blue like the sea
What could I have ever done
But ask her to marry me
But all her beauty disappeared
As soon as we got married
She became all mean and weird
And didn't let me grow a beard
She told me that my clothes were gross
And sent me out for new
She told me I can't see my bros
And forbid drinking, too
At first I thought I'll handle it
I thought it was okay
But didn't even take a month
That all my hair turned grey
And she's the boss of me now
That hideous woman
So when my friends come over to play card
I gotta say to them
Keep it down boys, Betty wakes up
You bet she does, you bet she does
Keep it down boys, Betty wakes up
And she will kick my ass
Yeah she's the boss of me now
That hideous woman
So when my friends go to the pub
I gotta say to them
Can't go out boys, Betty said no
You bet she did, you bet she did
Can't go out boys, Betty said no
And she will kick my ass
'Cause she's the boss of me now
That hideous woman
So when my friends wanna beat me up
I gotta say to them
Careful boys, for Betty gets mad
You bet she does, you bet she does
Careful boys, for Betty gets mad
And she will kick my ass |
